Every summer, Chris Brown writes the jokes for Bazooka bubble gum and gives the proceeds to charity. Well done! Look at the sky then close your eyes. Listen to Exclusive and take a deep breath. Then open your eyes and eat a fresh piece of fruit. With Chris Brown, 1+1=7 and everyone will find it normal. What power of conviction! Now it's up to you to convert the unbelieving into devout fans of pop. The 2000s : a doomed decade.